I reallllyyy don't understand people and I'm seriously losing faith in the human race.At work we have what is called the "Employee Sign-In Sheet". It sits on my desk and when you forget your security pass that allows you access into the building, you check your name and I "buzz" you in. For some reason unknown to man, everyone in this office is deathly afraid of having to check their name when they forget their pass. Usually when one realizes they forget their pass, they do one of two things. Either they look at me and point to the door (without checking their name off) or they will SPRINT from one end to the other when they see someone exiting and opening the door, just so they don't have to 'check' their name off. Surprisingly none of them pay any attention when I check their names off for them. :)
What are they so afraid of and where does this fear come from?! The best part is that at the end of each week, I literally put the piece of paper in a folder, and place it in my filing cabinet, never to be seen again.
So here we are today. One overly tan lady comes in, says hello, and waves her pass at me. You're not required to show me your pass, I know who works here and who doesn't, but this lady alwaysssssssss forgets it. When she does have it, its a major accomplishment and we both like to acknowledge that she is capable of remembering herr pass. So, she shows me, we both smile and go on with our day.
Jump forward 20-30minutes, and she's back in the lobby, ordering her lunch. Only there's something weird about her. She hands me her money while I'm staring at her, giving her "what the helllll is wrong with you" look, when she walks back to the door (that's locked, and you have to use your pass for.) Only, what this I see? Cinderella is only wearing one shoe. She's walking around in the lobby, like a crazy peron, with one sandal on. WHAT? WHY?! Well, my friends, this special woman has decided to PROPT the door open with her shoe.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Isn't it just easier to check your name off on a list? Or to ask me to buzz you in? Or, I dunno, REMEMBER THE PASS YOU JUST HAD?? She JUST had it! She showed it to me!
AHHHHHH what is wrong with people?!?!?!?!

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