Liar, Liar

Last week was so hot, your pants probably were on fire! Here at work that means the inside temperature is freezing due to the A/C and you have to bring a zip up so that you don't catch a cold from sitting in the sub zero temperatures. However, this past week, walking into the office actually felt nice. With that being said, let's get to the real story here:

The office manager, Jim, is the only guy I know that suffers from "migraines". He also usually gets these "migraines" on Monday and/or Friday. How convenient! So, when he had yet to be seen on a Wednesday at 11am, I knew something was up. Not that this is that shocking, this guy has the most ridiculous "schedule" ever. As an office manager, one would think you actually need to be in the office to do your job. Well not this kid, he usually strolls in between 10-10:30am and usually makes an appearance until 3pm. I started noticing his schedule, and starting making notes of every day he would call out "with a migraine" or any excuse, his best being he had to take his car to the mechanics to get new tires put on. Ugh. He annoys me.

So anyways, he's yet to be seen and a couple of co-workers and I find out from our boss, obviously nicked named boss boss, that Jim has called out sick. He has a migraine.

Uh huh. Sure. It's sunny and 97 degrees out, somehow I don't think so.

So, while us worker bees are actually working, a co-worker of mine decides to take a mental break and sign on good ol' facebook. Yup, you know where this story is going. So, while I'm not friends with this guy on FB, other people are and they saw his status, did a screen shot and emailed to a couple of us. Can ya guess what his status is?

"Sitting in front of my 2 ACs, not moving until softball tonight. It was to hot to go to work today"

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?! Are you serious?? Not only do you not have a migraine and that you're going to partake in a physical activity later, but you post it for the world to see and admit that you're playing hooky when your co-workers can see it!! I mean really, if you *need* to post something like this, at least block people you work with!!

So of course, we print this out. But now, what do we do with it?? Who hands it in to boss boss? Is it even a good idea to do that?? All of us want to get him in trouble but how do we go about doing it? It's not that it's forbidden to go FB, but do we want to admit that we were on it during work hours?? Until we figure out what to do, we've all just been giving him the stank eye. I'm so close to asking him how his softball game went, or telling him that I think it's too hot to work today... Ugh, what a jerk. How stupid can you be to post that online?!?! And not only that, but post it where co-workers can see!! He probably thinks he's so smooth.

So, my blog followers, what would you do??