The naked lady

I'm just going to come out and say it. I saw my co-worker naked.

I know what you must be thinking "what the HELL are you talking about, Ruby???"

Jim, NG and I were all in the lobby when a cell phone was found in a conference room and brought to reception. Naturally, I go into recent contacts and text messages to find out if I can determine who's phone it was. Without having much luck, and after being scolded by NG, I handed the phone over to Jim to see if he could have any better luck. While standing next to him, we decide that scrolling through the phone's pictures would be a great idea.

Now... I know you're thinking 2 things.
1. Why the HELL are you going through someone phone and
2. Oh dear lord, you're going to see something you wished you hadn't.

Well, you're right about the first thought, but luckily after scrolling through a bunch of lame pictures, we still had no idea who it was.

I turned to NG to tell her to calm down, and to send out a message to the office stating that a cell phone was found. It was then that I turned back to Jim to see him eyes wide with his jaw practically on the floor. I ask him what he's looking at, and he pushes some buttons and throws the phone back at me.

Immediately I turn the phone back on, and there's a video on the screen. Jim told me not to watch it so naturally that's exactly what I did, and instantly regretted it. The woman who lost her phone was standing in a button down shirt and started to unbutton it. This is when I start pushing buttons and begin freaking out. I throw the phone on the desk and there she is, flashing the camera. NG and I scream and begin a laugh/cry.

An email was sent out, and the lady came over to retrieve her phone. I had to leave the lobby because there was no way I could look this lady in the eyes without laughing and being disgusted.

Moral of the story: Put a freaking password on your phone. No, better yet, DON'T TAKE VIDEOS OF YOU GETTING NAKED ON YOUR PHONE AND LOSE THE PHONE AT WORK!!!