Hey you, yeah you!
I see you!!
You're talking on the phone in the lobby acting like a cell phone commercial.
Can you hear me now??
Yes, I can, and ya know what? I can see everything you're doing too.
So please, stop. Stop right now.
Stop grabbing your crotch while yelling on your phone. (And yes, I'm sure they can hear you now, especially since you keep raising your voice - that always helps).
I don't care how uncomfortable you are, it's a lot more uncomfortable for me to have to avert my eyes because you need to LINGER in that area making sure everything is there.
vom.
I need to go bleach my eyeballs.
Ew, I said balls.
Ew.
I see you!!
You're talking on the phone in the lobby acting like a cell phone commercial.
Can you hear me now??
Yes, I can, and ya know what? I can see everything you're doing too.
So please, stop. Stop right now.
Stop grabbing your crotch while yelling on your phone. (And yes, I'm sure they can hear you now, especially since you keep raising your voice - that always helps).
I don't care how uncomfortable you are, it's a lot more uncomfortable for me to have to avert my eyes because you need to LINGER in that area making sure everything is there.
vom.
I need to go bleach my eyeballs.
Ew, I said balls.
Ew.
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