A Retro Surprise

The most amazing thing happened.

The front door opened and in walked in this lady. I was instantly intrigued. She was a classic "suit", decked out in a designer charcoal skirt suit with a standard white blouse underneath. She was blonde, and was rocking some serrriousss bling. She was tall, and with her LEOPARD PRINT heels she had to be almost 6 feet. I feel like she wears the shoes so that people know, yes I'm a serious business woman, but I have a fun side - duh, check out my shoes. Haha, making up stories about people is fun.

She was older, I'd say around 40? maybe? I'm actually the worst at guessing people's ages. Anywho! While I was admiring her swanky designer bag, her phone rings.

Freeze.

Now, what do you think she's going to pull out of that Coach bag? A Blackberry? Iphone? Andriod?

Who cares...what she pulled out was WAY more entertaining. See the picture below.

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I've seen these, but I didn't think people actually used them in real life. And not only did she use it, she used it twice. Oh, and it was (of course) hot pink.

I can't decide if this woman is my hero or if I should keep laughing at her. While NG and I kept our giggles to a minimum, I couldn't help but think, that could be me!

Retro phone talking, leopard print wearing, look at me I'm in charge Ruby. Hey, it could happen! First, I just have to figure out how to get the heck out of reception.

And check out this photo - hey, if Lenny-I'm-a-babe-Kravitz can rock this look, maybe that lady was on to something. She's apparently way cool. I can't wait to be her when I grow up.