NG, as much as I like her, told Bill that she liked his photo on the site. Him, thinking it was his picture, got all proud and was like, ya? you like that? So, needless to say, he pulls up his information and BAM! there's a pic of a unicorn under his name.
Now, I'm sitting at Kathy's desk while this is all happening. I get rudely distracted from my lovely spreadsheet I'm working on, by a pen flying at my head.
"I'm mad at you"
Having no idea what he's talking about, I reply "Uhhh, why?? I responded to your email...."
"Do I look like a pink glittery unicorn to you?" To which, I start laughing. "I know you switched my photo!! you're laughing, you're so guilty!"
"I'm laughing because that's hilarious, why would I switch your photo??" I type his name into the system and pull up the photo. Our co-worker Tim comes over and, along with me, starts laughing.
"RUBY!! I know you did this, you're doing it to get back at me because I always switch your photo to Scarlett Johansson" (Yeah... I'm not sure why he does that either....kind of creepy)
"Bill, who told you your photo was switched?"
"NG..."
"Ever think it was her?? She does sort of like you" (She brought him donuts one day, and I'm trying to convince him that NG likes him, haha! She doesn't, but it's still amusing, at least to me)
"I can't believe she would do that! She's been here a week, she's got balls! Ohhh, it's so on between me and her!"
....And that my friends, is how evil I am. Of course I was the one to change the photo. Would I admit that? Never! Would I throw someone else under the bus to save my butt from an angry Bill? You know it!
Stayed tuned to see what happens to NG.... any thoughts?? Think Bill will "get even?"

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