What would I do without Bill?

Bill and I met a couple weeks after my first day. It was at this new hire orientation thing my company does and I remember thinking to myself, who is this huge red headed beaded guy?? (Haha, I bet you've all wondered what he looks like!) In fact if I knew Bill as a child, I bet you he was THIS kid : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhgVB5uXlo

I will have known Bill for 5 years this September. That's... kind of a like a serious friendship! haha! I mean, we don't really hang out outside of work, we've grabbed some sushi after work in a non date way, gone to happy hour together, and will even text each other when one person is on vaca to tell them how much they suck... but mostly our friendship is all about being stuck in the same building for the same 8 hour shift.

We complain together, annoy each other and both equally enjoy the friendship exactly how it is. Today, like every morning, Bill and I ate our breakfast together at my desk. As I was eating some the blueberries he brought, he joked and asked "what do you bring to the table? here I am, allowing you to eat my fruit, I cover your shifts, grab you coffee in the morning and what do I get out of it?" Well, Bill, you get nothing. I explained to him that I bring nothing to table. He laughed, he agreed and went on his way.

When lunch came and he was covering my break, he complained that he wouldn't be able to do my job without a glass of water. So being the NICE person that I am, I got it for him. When I came back a short 30 minutes later, he was complaining about how he needed more and wah wah wah. When he realized I wasn't getting it for him, he called me a jerk and left.

Oh what-ev-errrr.

It was then I realized my dear friend had left his company interweb page open. Mwahahhahaha, what's this? I have access to change his information?? Now I could be a nice person and sign him out, orrrrrrr I could be awesome and change the picture in his profile.

Guess which one I did?

>:-) (that's my evil face)

Now when you search for Bill in our company's interweb, you see this lovely image below. I can't wait to see how long it takes him to realize I did this. Although, I'm slightly terrified of what he will do once he finds out. Stay tuned... this could be a fun one ;)